its almost summer!
going to my friends sisters wedding shower. Don’t tell but I’m going for the prizes…
Castro vs. Stalin
A little backstory, on Facebook there is a quiz which shows you what evil person you can be from history. My result was Fidel Castro, my friends was Joseph Stalin
Friend: Castro is nowhere near as awesome as Stalin
Me: at least Castro's still alive
Friend: But he probably has cancer from all those cigars
Me: at least he wasn't killed by someone unlike Stalin who was poisoned
Friend: at least he wasn't killed by someone unlike Stalin who was poisoned
Me: grr..you're just jeaolous 'cause Castro has a beard
Friend: STALIN HAS A MUSTACEH! Mustaches are cleaner anyway. they don't get as much food in them.
Me: he probably keeps his beard well groomed